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All-in-one Feel Rotten About Everything Glurge Chain Letter
This stinking pile of attempted guilt-tripping, presumptuous, self-righteous, pontificating, sad sap was posted on WittyProfiles.com.
I'm not the only one who struggles to suppress a strong urge to destroy stuff with a burning fury when this rainbow sparkly colored My Little pony manure crosses the screen.
Here's what Snark And Circumstance has to say, and yes, I took out the colourful lingo.
Here, here!
And with that, here I go. Burning smash coming right up!
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Chain: See that girl you just called fat?
Ocean Elf: *Scowl* I never make fun of people's appearances, you self-important drip… I cannot stand people who do.
Chain: Shes filling herself with diet pills.
Ocean Elf: You can thank the food-cop agenda and the media for that…
Chain: The girl you just called anorexic?
Ocean Elf: If she's starving herself, that's what she is. again, blame the pro-food-cop media, and peer pressure, and the farce of a movement AKA anti-SJW for that appearance-obsession.
Chain: She has something wrong with her body.
Ocean Elf: *Scowl* wow, great going, jerk, you just sent her the message that she's not skinny enough yet. You tell someone with an eating disorder there's something wrong with their body, they're going to amp up whatever they're doing to try making it 'right' by their twisted standards, making things worse.
If it wasn't for starving herself and whatever caused her to go on this obsession, there'd be nothing the matter.
The only thing wrong with her body is that it's getting starved in a vicious self-abuse.
Chain: The girl you just called Ugly?
Ocean Elf: Why is it always just girls with you? Don't you realize that guys have feelings too, and experience the same things when they get called ugly? And BTW, I never refer to appearance when I call someone ugly. When I say someone's ugly, I'm talking about their attitude.
Chain: She spends hours trying to do her makeup so people will like her,
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Get over it, girl, and get a life…
Chain: the boy you just tripped up?
Ocean Elf: I don't go around tripping people, jerk. You wouldn't happen to be that Gary Stu who saved Kyle from killing himself over some overgrown bully brats who never should've been let past third grade by any chance?
Chain: Hes abused enough at home.
Ocean Elf: Oh, for the love! No, he isn't, the Kyle story never said anything about that. And what the heck is with this "abused enough" garbage? Just - what - the - freaking - ? Look, when people get enough of something, it's something they need/want/deserve, enough food, enough sleep, enough recognition. But your saying he gets "enough abuse" at home implies there's such thing as not getting enough abuse, and man, that is just sick! *Scowl* But it fits your mentality. You obviously think people don't get "enough" false guilt-tripping by way of this stupid glurge.
Chain: See that man with the ugly scars?
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes, scowling* Let me guess, you're the Amy Bruce hoaxer and you think war veterans are ugly, but instead of taking responsibility for your own ugly attitude, you try to pin it on everyone else.
Chain: He was fighting for his country.
Ocean Elf: I knew that was coming, nailed it, BINGO! *reaches up and gets gold star off shelf*
Chain: That guy you just made fun of for crying?
Ocean Elf: *Scowl* If you knew anything about me at all, you'd know what an utterly, stupidly wrong fantasy of yours that is! I don't make fun of appearances, I do not make fun of people when they cry! I don't have any patience/tolerance for people who just turn on the crocodile tears just to get their own way and manipulate others around them, but I also have to suppress a strong urge to throttle anyone I catch making fun of someone who's crying for a reason. I also feel like a complete heel whenever I'm made to realize I've done something careless/thoughtless/wreckless/out of anger etc. that causes someone else to cry.
Chain: His mothers dying.
Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* Oh - Ruddy - heck, you're just full of sick fantasies, aren't you? "Let's see how cruddy I can make everyone who reads this and give them a false sense of sadness/guilt/shame so they'll feel too crappy to think clearly and will just spread this piece of tripe everywhere! *Scowl*
Chain: The girl you just made fun of for having no hair?
Ocean Elf: *Headdesk* For the freaking last time! I - DO - NOT - make fun of people's appearances!
But trust you to fall back on the old favourite trick of chain letter glurges, the big ol' cancer card! *Rolling eyes in extreme irritation*
Chain: Well shes suffering with cancer.
Ocean Elf: *Scowl Pfft* I nailed that one right on the head too. *Gets another gold star*
Want to know just what a hack you are, how unoriginal?
Chain: I bet 95% of you won't bother reading all of this
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* And there you go with another favourite trick of these stupid chain letters, the old "Only a few special truly altruistic snowflakes will read and spread this crap, the vast majority won't because they gots no hearts!" Bollox!
Chain: but I'm sure the people with a heart will♥
Ocean Elf: *Glare* Oh, right, that works. "I have such a big heart that I'm just going to read and pass this message on to everyone else and make them feel as crappy as I did when reading this chain letter!"
No. It goes like this:
I have a heart, so I'm not about to add more unnecessary downers to people's lives with this chain letter and make them feel shamed for stuff they didn't do, or patronized for being a little chunky, a little scrawny, a veteran, using too much makeup, telling them that since they came down with cancer, they stopped being a person and turned into another cancer stat, make them relive their bad old school days, or make sure they actually get this thing when they are losing a loved one…
I mean, how heartless would it be sending this around to people who are in any of those situations!?
Pretty dang bad!
If that wasn't clear enough, let me try to put it in simpler terms.
if you have a heart, you won't inflict this drivel on anyone else!
OVEr - AND - OUT!