25 Things Meme

After it flooded Facebook several years ago, it went dormant for a bit, and then returned as a blog meme.

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Chain: WHO ARE YOU?

(Who who who who)

Ocean Elf: If you don't know by now, you never will.

Chain: 1. Where were you born?

Ocean Elf: What's it to you? The main thing is, I'm here, aren't I?

Chain: 2. Were you named after someone?

Ocean Elf: And that matters because?

Chain: 3. How many children do you have?

Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.

Chain: 4. How many pets?

Ocean Elf: Asked and answered. Get your own.

Chain: 5. What's the worst injury you ever sustained?

Ocean Elf: Doesn't matter. I've recovered and that's what's important.

Chain: 6. Do you have any special talents?

Ocean Elf: As opposed to unspecial talents I suppose?

Chain: 7. Favorite thing to bake?

Ocean Elf: Whatever tastes good to me.

Chain: 8. Favorite food?

Ocean Elf: Asked - and - answered. asked, and answered. Asked and answered. Into infinity! and what I mean by that is there are various ways of getting to that. Some memes ask you if you had to eat only one kind of food forever, what would you choose, others give you choices between various food items and tell you to pick your favourite. Etc. And this one did the general question plus the one about your favourite thing to bake just before it.

Chain: 9. Would you bungee jump?

Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.

Chain: 10. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Ocean Elf: Not any one thing. I believe I already discussed this in another smash somewhere.

Chain: 11. When was the last time you cried?

Ocean Elf: OMG - Asked…And…Answered. Asked and answered, into infinity!

You'll find this and many other repeat questions being dealt with in these smashes:

10 Things Blog Meme
11 Things Blog Meme
various random survey memes

Chain: 12. Any current worries?

Ocean Elf: Why? It's not as if this chain could help if I did have any.

Chain: 13. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly.

Ocean Elf: Hot, cold, tasty. And yeah, they're all wet.

Chain: 14. What's your favorite book?

Ocean Elf: asked and answered.

Chain: 15. Would you like to be a pirate?

Ocean Elf: Huh? Maybe for Halloween, but really, I'm pretty happy with my life the way it is.

Chain: 16. Favorite smells?

Ocean Elf: Whatever smells good to me.

Chain: 17. Why do you blog?

Ocean Elf: Asked and answered, asked and answered. AskedAndAnsweredAskedAndAnswered.

Chain: 18. What song do you want played at your funeral?

Ocean Elf: Bleck - I don't dwell on that kind of stuff and I believe that question was already asked and answered in some other smash.

Chain: 19. What is your favorite thing about yourself.

Ocean Elf: Asked…And…Answered…Several times in the 11 Things meme mondo smash.

Chain: 20. What is your favorite hobby?

Ocean Elf: Besides smashing chain letters - this question has been asked and answered many times.

Chain: 21. Name something you've done that you never though you would do.

Ocean Elf: Why? You're not getting credit for it.

Chain: 22. What do you look for in a friend?

Ocean Elf: The same things most people do I'm sure, dumbbell!

Chain: 23. What are your favorite fun things to do?

Ocean Elf: Besides smashing chain letters and subsequently hopefully making people laugh and realized they don't need to let themselves get pushed around by virals, well… if you knew me well enough, you'd have some idea at least.

Chain: 24. What are your pet peeves?

Ocean Elf: Aaaaaagh! Asked…Answered…Asked… Answered… AskedAnsweredAskedAnswered ASKED - ANSWERED - into infinity!

You'd think with this question popping up on so many memes, enough people would answer "Chain letter questionnaires" and the trend would eventually die out as people get the hint!

Chain: 25. What's the last thing that made you laugh?

Ocean Elf: That answer would change with each day.

Over and out!